EDIT: This only affects those born in 2009 and on...
My world has just been shattered.
My world has just been shattered.
Huffington Post is reporting that there is a new zodiac sign. Its name is Ophiuchus and it is messing up everyone's astrological symbol. The introduction of said new sign has forced the dates that accompany each zodiac symbol to shift. My new sign is Capricorn and boy am I angry. I love being an Aquarius. My first AOL screen name was Aquagurl189. I don't really believe in all that horoscope mumbojumbo, but it was fun to associate with one and playfully rectify that my day would be a 10 based on Z100's daily horoscope readings. Or, how about growing up and seeing that your crush who was an Aries was compatible with you simply because your signs lined up. My identity has been ripped out of my heart and is being stomped on by the universe. GIVE. IT. BACK. Needless to say, I refuse to claim being a Capricorn. Ophiuchus, go away.
This is the age of Aquarius.
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